Rauchel

Rauchel is one of President Obama's Pets that is currently traveling with New U.S. Army Commander #2 Sarah Silverman in order to kill Top Ten Twitter Villain, Simone the Stinger.

Synopsis
Rauchel meets Sarah Silverman in the middle of a desert in Texas, though Silverman is unaware of who Rauchel actually is. Rauchel offers her some ice cream, but sneezes causing the ice cream to fall on Silverman's face. When Rauchel attempts to wipe it off, she steps on a scorpion's tail and it pinches Silverman's leg. When Silverman leaves so she can find Rauchel, Rauchel tells her that she already found her target and agrees to go alongside Silverman. Silverman sighs and because she sees Rauchel as bad luck. She tells Rauchel, "I'm going to end up dead with you." just before vulture begins pecking at her head. When Silverman turns the vulture silver due to her ability, Rauchel asks how she did it. Silverman replies, "Because I'm Sarah SILVERman." Amused by the joke, Rauchel heads off with her new partner.

Trivia

 * Silverman's thought about Rauchel being bad luck may be misplaced because finding someone randomly in a desert is pretty lucky. Especially if you were looking for that person.
 * Rauchel's transformation is currently unknown.