Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan is New U.S. Army Commander #10 and is currently a pet of Kassandra's, one of President Obama's Pets.

Synopsis
Jackie Chan first appeared alongside most of the commanders at the meeting in Gerard Goose's villa. Though he didn't do anything important nor did he even speak during the meeting. He is assigned Kassandra as his Pet and their target is Top Ten Twitter Villain, Esperanza. After the meeting he went to a fast food joint to find Kassandra. When he orders Kassandra to go with him, she instantly refuses. He argues with her saying that she's his pet, but Kassandra states that she belongs to no man. Chan challenges her to a duel where if he wins she must become his pet, but if she wins he will become her pet. However, Chan loses and becomes her pet.

Trivia

 * It's unknown what Kassandra makes him do as her pet, but chasing Esperanza is not one of them.
 * Chan is still a member of the New U.S. Army for no one else has been informed of his current state as Kassandra's pet. (She won't let him contact anyone.)