Pets

Pets are humans that have received the DNA Transfusion. They legally belong to President Obama, but he's lending their abilities to the New U.S. Army to hunt down the Top Ten Twitter Villains. There are sixteen in total.

Pets

 * 1) Lita Baring
 * 2) Brandon
 * 3) Jamie Bezel
 * 4) Ahl
 * 5) Eddie
 * 6) Ashley (Deceased)
 * 7) Rauchel
 * 8) Allison
 * 9) Salem Smith
 * 10) Kassandra
 * 11) Deramel (Deceased)
 * 12) Barsul (Deceased)
 * 13) Malodor
 * 14) (Unknown)
 * 15) (Unknown)
 * 16) (Unknown)

Transformations

 * 1) Lita- Tiger
 * 2) Brandon- Dog
 * 3) Jamie- Warthog
 * 4) Ahl- Panda
 * 5) Eddie- Zebra
 * 6) Ashley- Giant Arcadian Butterfly
 * 7) Rauchel- (Unknown)
 * 8) Allison- Lion
 * 9) Salem- Black cat
 * 10) Kassandra- Dragon
 * 11) Deramel- Fish
 * 12) Barsul- Ostrich
 * 13) Malodor- Crocodile

Pairs

 * 1) Lita & Miley Cyrus. Target: Larry the Lost. (Ongoing)
 * 2) Brandon & Ke$ha. Target: Darryl the Duster. (Success)
 * 3) Jamie & Vince Shlomi. Target: Kyle the Killer. (Ongoing)
 * 4) Ahl & Joe Jonas. Target: Collin the Crow. (Ongoing)
 * 5) Eddie & Paris Hilton. Target: Ramirez the Reaper. (Failure)
 * 6) Ashley & John Cena. Target: Tal the Tribesman. (Success)
 * 7) Rauchel & Sarah Silverman. Target: Simone the Stinger. (Ongoing)
 * 8) Allison & Dane Cook. Target: Zale the Zodiac. (Ongoing)
 * 9) Salem & Tyra Banks. Target: Penelope the Puppeteer. (Ongoing)
 * 10) Kassandra & Jackie Chan. Target: Esperanza. (Failure)

Trivia

 * Of the thirteen that have appeared, only seven have actually transformed.
 * Salem, Eddie, and Malodor were already transformed when they first appeared in the story.
 * Malodor's transformation is the only one that is anthropomorphic. The rest are completely animal. This may be because he is the only one who did not receive the DNA Transfusion from Erin Bezel, but actually Flint.
 * The reason Kassandra and Jackie Chan failed is because Kassandra made a deal with him that if she won in a battle with him, he'd have to become her slave. He lost. They have never actually attempted to kill Esperanza.
 * Even though Ashley and John Cena managed to kill Tal, they both lost their lives immediately after.
 * With the exception of Deramel and Barsul, all the other Pets do not wish to work with the New U.S. Army. They are either blackmailed or have no idea what their actual goal is.
 * Brandon is the only Pet to have actually changed from the DNA Transfusion. He has no memory of his life prior to the procedure.
 * Salem first appeared alongside Melissa Joan Hart, but after her death he disappeared until Tyra Banks went to find him.