New U.S. Army

The New U.S. Army is the current form of government running the United States. The current president is Obama, but it's stated many times that he does not work for the New U.S. Army, but he will help them from time to time. He's allowing them to use his Pets.

The New U.S. Army consists of sixteen commanders, three generals, the Six Congressmen, and their leader. Both the leader, all Six Congressmen, and two of the generals are currently unknown.

New U.S. Army Commanders

 * 1) Paris Hilton (Deceased)
 * 2) Sarah Silverman
 * 3) John Cena (Deceased)
 * 4) Ben Stein (Deceased)
 * 5) Melissa Joan Hart (Deceased)
 * 6) Lady Gaga
 * 7) Vince Shlomi
 * 8) Tyra Banks
 * 9) Miley Cyrus
 * 10) Jackie Chan
 * 11) Taylor Lautner (Deceased)
 * 12) Ke$ha
 * 13) Justin Bieber (Former) (Deceased)
 * 14) Dane Cook
 * 15) Joe Jonas
 * 16) Katy Perry

Generals

 * 1) Gerard Goose
 * 2) (Unknown)
 * 3) (Unknown)

Other members of the New U.S. Army

 * Officer Rodriquez
 * Officer Barrel (Deceased)
 * Erin Bezel (Former)
 * Malodor (Former)
 * Deramel (Deceased)
 * Barsul (Deceased)
 * Terry (Former) (Deceased)
 * Misha (Former) (Deceased)
 * Droid B (Deceased)
 * Droid 5 (Deceased)
 * Eio Blood (Deceased)
 * Luretta Baptist (Deceased)
 * Flint (Former)

Trivia

 * Due to the commanders being celebrities, it is likely that the Six Congressmen are also celebrities.