Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is New U.S. Army Commander #1.

Fighting Style
Hilton had the ability to turn herself into white powder that she calls "Paris Powder." Hilton can willingly control herself as the powder and use it to suffocate her enemies by going inside their bodies and blocking airways. This ability also makes her immune to most attacks.

Synopsis
Paris Hilton first appeared alongside most of the other New U.S. Commanders during the meeting at Gerard Goose's villa. Though she does not say anything during the meeting nor does she do anything important. After the meeting, Hilton heads to Blacksburg to pick up her Pet, Eddie. When she arrived, the guard would not let her in because she did not make an appointment to see Princess Parris. Hilton became confused since she didn't know she was a princess. Parris then came out and Hilton offended Parris by asking if Parris was her black-self. As Parris walked away, Hilton told her that she needs Eddie. At first, Eddie refused to go because he was too scared to face Ramirez the Reaper, but Parris ordered Emileigh to go with them. Hilton had no problem with this and the three left in search of Ramirez.

The next time they were shown Hilton, Eddie, and Emileigh were on a boat headed towards an island where they heard Ramirez had been hiding out on. As they disembarked, the captain of the ship told them he wasn't going to wait for them and they had to find their own way home. Hilton ignored him and the three headed into a thick forest. Shortly after they began, Hilton became bored and wanted to talk to her two companions because they had yet to have a conversation. She asks Emileigh why she came along and that she didn't really need Eddie, but she took him along because it was an order. Emileigh answers by saying her coming along was an order too. Emileigh then asks Hilton how she became a commander and Hilton replies, "I have money." Emileigh then tells Hilton to turn around so they could fight. Hilton accepts the challenge and runs at Emileigh. Emileigh quickly cuts Hilton's head in half, only to learn that Hilton can transform into a white powder that she dubbed, "Paris Powder." Emileigh tries to strike her again, but it's futile for Hilton simply turns into Paris Powder. Hilton then proceeds to kick Eddie's leg and he kicks her. His kick worked and it sent Hilton flying back and smashing against a tree causing her entire body to burst into Paris Powder that lingered in the air. Hilton was able to control herself in powder form and she flew down Eddie's throat so she could clog his airways to suffocate him. Eddie begins to lose consciousness from not being able to breath. As Eddie's eyes slowly began to close for an eternal rest, Emileigh splashed water from a puddle on his face to try and keep him from dying. Some of the water went down his throat and Hilton idiotically told Emileigh to stop. Emileigh then poured water down Eddie's throat causing Hilton to get washed down into Eddie's stomach where she would be digested.

Trivia

 * Paris Hilton got confused again when Emileigh told her that Princess Parris gave her an order to go along saying, "I did not order you to come along!"
 * Hilton was in fact the quickest to die among any of the commanders so the reason she became a commander may indeed be only because she had money.
 * When Eddie struck Hilton and it actually made contact, it was because his hoof was wet from a puddle. However, Hilton didn't know her own weakness until Emileigh told her it was water. Hilton at first thought her weakness was zebra hooves.
 * Eddie was excited to poop Hilton out.